Dr. Plotnick's Response to *50 Things That Your Veterinarian Won't Tell You*
There’s a post from the Reader’s Digest website that is making the rounds. It hasn’t gone “viral”, but I’m seeing it pop up on a lot of the newsfeeds that I subscribe to. It’s entitled “50 Things That Your Veterinarian Won’t Tell You”. They make it sound like you’re getting some super-secret scoop on what really goes on behind the scenes, like Anthony Bourdain’s book “Kitchen Confidential”.
Hardly.
Many of the comments don’t really
pertain to me or my practice, since I only do cats. But I do think
some of the points are worthy of commentary. I’m selecting a few
that I think are relevant to me, my clients and my readers. Feel
free to read RD's entire post if you like.
1. “People always ask, ‘How do
you handle pit bulls and rottweilers and big German shepherds?’
The truth is, the dogs that scare me most are the little Chihuahuas.
They’re much more likely to bite.”—Mark Howes, DVM, owner
and medical director of Berglund Animal Hospital in Evanston,
Illinois
So true. Back in the days when I used
to treat dogs, I put Chihuahuas at the top of my list of dog breeds I
dreaded in the exam room. They were usually decrepit, geriatric
Chihuahuas, with their tongues hanging out of the left side of their
face due to missing teeth. They were usually named Taco or Paco or
Pepe or something like that, and were held by a woman who made sure
that the dog’s feet never touched the ground. The few remaining
teeth in their vicious little heads were so nasty and covered with
tartar that if I did get bitten (and I’ve come close), I’d
probably go into septic shock. I thank these Chihuahuas for my
career in feline medicine.
2. "We know when you’re
twisting the facts. If your dog has a five-pound tumor hanging from
his skin, please don’t tell me it wasn’t there yesterday.”—Phil
Zeltzman, DVM, a traveling veterinary surgeon in Allentown,
Pennsylvania, and the author of Walk a Hound, Lose a Pound.
I’m fortunate that in my practice, my
clients are so seriously in tune with their cats that they would
never let a growth get too big before bringing their cat in to see
me. In fact, it’s often the opposite. I usually find myself
examining some microscopic little wart that the client discovered
while petting his cat and is panicked that it might be malignant. I
much prefer it this way. Early detection is the key to successful
treatment, and my clients do not wait for things to grow before they
zip the cat in to see me.
7. “Here’s
a pet peeve: owners who don’t want to pay for diagnostic tests but
then cop an attitude because you don’t know what’s wrong with the
animal. Since you wouldn’t let me do the blood work or X-rays, how
the heck do you expect me to know?”—A vet in South Carolina.
As an internist, I can sympathize with
this doctor, but fortunately, I can’t relate that well. My clients
fully understand that diagnostic tests are usually needed to make a
proper diagnosis. I usually get permission to do the tests. If not,
I can usually do a few inexpensive in-house tests (a blood sugar to
rule out diabetes, a urine specific gravity to get an idea if there’s
renal failure, etc.) to at least help me hazard a logical guess as to
what might be wrong.
10. “Every time I save a life,
every time I fix a patient, that makes everything worth it. And I
love it when a client says, ‘I wish my physician would treat me as
nice as you treat my pets.’”—Phil Zeltzman, DVM.
Yes, indeed. This is what motivates
me to get up every morning. And when they say that they wish their
own doctor treated me as well as I treat their cat, it’s music to
my ears.
14. “Every time we help a pet,
we help a person. The classic example is the 80-year-old grandma who
has nothing in life but her cat. She’s a widow with very limited
social contact, and the cat is what connects her to life. So when we
help her cat, she’s really the one we’re helping.”—Phil
Zeltzman, DVM.
At my hospital, we’re aware of this
all the time. Of course, we do what’s best for the cat, but we
know that every cat has a person attached to it, and it’s nice
knowing that when we do something good for the cat, it has the added
benefit of doing something good for the person.
20. “Your vet may not have gotten into vet school! Vets who can’t get into traditional U.S. veterinary programs due to bad grades and poor test scores often go to for-profit schools in the Caribbean, where, basically, if you can pay the tuition, you get in.”—A vet in California.
This is a ridiculous thing for a vet to
say; it only sows unnecessary fear and suspicion in our clients. The
percentage of vets in the U.S. from these schools is miniscule.
Concerned? Just ask the receptionist before making the appointment
where the vet went to school.
22. “I hate to break it to
you, but your $2,000 designer dog is a mutt. Puppy stores and
breeders have created these cute names like Morkipoos and Puggles,
and now people are paying $2,000 for a dog they couldn’t give away
at the pound ten years ago. Whoever started the trend is a marketing
genius.”—Dennis Leon, DVM.
This should be obvious to most people.
Your “puggle” is not a breed. It’s a mutt. You can only get a
puggle by breeding a pug and a beagle. If you breed one puggle to
another puggle, the puppies do not look like little puggles.
26. “The cheaper,
over-the-counter spot-on flea and tick treatments are extremely
dangerous. I’ve seen animals having violent seizures after using
them; I’ve seen animals die. Ironically, most of these animals
still have live fleas crawling all over them.”—A vet in
California.
I cannot overemphasize how true this
is. The popularity of the once-a-month veterinary-only flea control
products resulted in some companies manufacturing similar-looking
products that may be unsafe for pets. These products often contain
concentrated doses of permethrin, an insecticide that can make pets
(especially cats) very very sick. In fact, I just cut (and am
pasting below) the paragraph from the article I wrote about this,
several years back: In
an effort to tap into the lucrative flea-control market, some
manufacturers have produced flea control products with packaging
similar to the veterinary products, i.e. in small, single dose tubes
for topical application. These products contain permethrin, an
insecticide commonly found in low concentrations in a variety of
canine and feline flea sprays and shampoos. In low concentrations,
cats tolerate these products with minimal adverse effects. These
small single-dose tubes, however, contain concentrated permethrin
(45% to 65%) as the active ingredient. Concentrated permethrin
spot-on products are labeled for use in dogs only, and may cause
severe and often fatal toxicosis if applied to cats, especially
kittens. Be safe use veterinary products only.
27.
“After their kitten vaccinations, indoor cats don’t really need
to be vaccinated. They’re not going to get rabies sitting inside
the house. Vaccines have the potential to create a lot of harm for
cats, including possible tumors at the vaccine site.”—Jill
Elliot, DVM, owner of Holistic Vet in New York and New Jersey.
Nonsense. This may be true for rabies, but rabies vaccination is required by law, and I can’t change the law. The FVRCP vaccine, however, DOES need to be given. I wrote a blog post about this and it bears repeating: The FVRCP vaccine protects cats against three viral diseases: panleukopenia, herpesvirus, and calicivirus. Panleukopenia (often called feline distemper) is not a worry in adult cats; it mainly strikes kittens. The other two viruses are respiratory viruses. Vaccination against the respiratory viruses is a little different than vaccination against rabies. The goal of vaccination against rabies is to prevent infection. The goal of the respiratory virus vaccine is not necessarily to prevent infection. The goal is to prevent clinical disease. The main respiratory virus is the herpesvirus, and as we all know, herpesviruses like to stay in the body forever. Most cats have been exposed to the herpesvirus as a kitten. They get a cold, they recover, and the virus then stays in their body, in a state of dormancy. In times of stress or immunosuppression, the virus can re-emerge from dormancy, much the same way a cold sore (also caused by a herpes virus) can re-emerge in people. Cats who are well vaccinated usually only experience mild clinical signs. Cats who are poorly vaccinated can get a whopping head cold and cat get pretty sick. Plus, the herpesvirus has been implicated in many syndromes in cats, such as eosinophilic keratitis (inflammation of the cornea), and herpes dermatitis (a skin condition that often affects the bridge of the nose in cats). Cats do not need to be vaccinated annually for the respiratory viruses. Every three years is adequate. Yes, vaccines have the potential to cause possible tumors at the vaccine site, but the modified live virus vaccines that have been developed are much less likely to do this, and of all the feline vaccines (FVRCP, leukemia, and rabies), the FVRCP vaccine is the least likely to cause problems. So I strongly disagree with Dr. Elliot’s statement that indoor cats don’t need to be vaccinated.
31. “Unfortunately, I’ve had to work in low-cost clinics, and many of them are cutting corners to make a profit. Some places give half doses of vaccines instead of full doses, which is totally illegal and ineffective.”—A vet in California.
I’m horrified if this is true. Giving half a dose of vaccine is wrong wrong wrong. It’s unconscionable, and any vet who does this should be reported to that state’s board of veterinary examiners. This is NOT how you cut corners.
33. “Some people worry that paying for pet insurance will be a waste if they don’t use it. But when you renew your fire insurance on your house, do you say, ‘Shoot, my house didn’t burn down last year—I wasted all that money’?”—Phil Zeltzman, DVM.
If you have an insurance policy that
covers annual exams, labwork and vaccinations, then by all means, use
it. I personally don’t like these policies. I feel that if you’re
going to be a pet owner, you should understand and be willing to pay
for the basic medical needs of your pet. I prefer policies that
cover illness only. Most people can handle the cost of an annual
physical exam, annual vaccines, and perhaps annual blood tests. But
not everyone can be expected to easily handle a $4000 veterinary bill
if their pet breaks its leg or swallows a sewing needle. So if you’re
going to get insurance, get the kind that covers illness only, and as
Dr. Zeltzman says, be thankful if you never have to use it. That’s
money I would not mind wasting.
39. “One way to make sure your
vet is up on the latest stuff? Ask how he puts your pet to sleep. If
he says he uses ketamine or halothane gas, that’s not good. That’s
like 1970s medicine. Isoflurane and sevoflurane are a lot
safer.”—Rachel Simpson.
Um, Rachel… I think you mean
“anesthetizes your pet” rather than “puts your pet to sleep”.
Big difference. (We use isoflurane, by the way. I don’t think
anyone uses halothane anymore. )
42. “Some veterinary drugs
have a generic version that’s made for humans, and if your vet
believes it’s a safe and effective alternative, you can get it from
a human pharmacy and pay ten times less than you’d pay for the
animal version. But recognize that there are legitimate reasons why
the generic might not be appropriate for your pet.”—Patty
Khuly, VMD.
Hey, I’m all for saving money. I’m
one of those people who goes to Barnes and Noble, writes down the
titles of the books that interest me, and then go home and order them
on Amazon.com (or better yet, get them used and in great condition
at Alibris.com) for less money. If you want to get the drug right
from our hospital right at the time you need it, cut into half or
quarters for you if you want, we’re happy to do it. If you’d
rather have me write a prescription or call it into your own
pharmacy, I’m happy to do that too. I just want your cat to get
the medicine. Where you get it doesn’t matter to me, really.
43. “Don’t ever share your medicines with your pets unless your vet says it’s OK. One Tylenol will likely kill a cat.” —Amber Andersen, DVM.
43. “Don’t ever share your medicines with your pets unless your vet says it’s OK. One Tylenol will likely kill a cat.” —Amber Andersen, DVM.
I’ve written about the dangers of
Tylenol in cats. I can’t emphasize this enough. Read about it
yourself: http://manhattancats.com/Articles/toxic_tragediesl.html